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The Top 8 Things That Annoy Vampires

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We know from folklore that vampires hate crucifixes and garlic but that’s just the start of the list of The Top Things That Annoy Vampires.

  • Spending the rest of the night picking turtleneck wool from my teeth after biting a hipster.
  • The only chicks who will date me are moody, whiny teenagers who play with their hair and mumble.
  • Contractors that jack up the price of a kitchen remodel just because I live in a 500-year-old castle.
  • People watching The Count on “Sesame Street” and associating us with crippling OCD.
  • Not being able to take selfies in the mirror.
  • Idiots at parties thinking they’re being original with those, “You’re such a pain in the neck” jokes.
  • Never getting to watch “Good Morning America” because it’s past my bedtime.
  • Waking up from a thousand-year sleep and discovering the only things the world cares about are Kardashians, twerking, and “Jackass” movies.

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